As of earlier today, my wife and I have been married for seven years. 

The situation with the weather has prevented us from leaving the house unattended, so instead of a lovely trip to the coast or the mountains, I bought her a Mt. Dew and a flashlight. 

I am saving my grand romantic gesture for next week, when hopefully conditions have stabilized. 

Here is a video of one of my cats being annoyed by my dog. It isn’t related to this post at all. Sorry. 

I have a lot to say about being married for seven years, but I have decided to sleep instead of saying them. 

However, in the extremely unlikely scenario in which the dam breaks and I am drowned, it should be known that although I have had a lot of problems in the last seven years, my wife was never one of them. She has always been a positive influence in my life, and without her, I would be lost.

I love her more than anything.